Resident Evil Retribution: My Kabel Eins TV Marathon Mishap (and How to Avoid My Mistakes!)
Hey everyone! So, I'm a HUGE Resident Evil fan, right? Like, obsessed. I've seen every movie, played most of the games (though I still haven't beaten RE4 on professional... I'm working on it!). And recently, I decided to have a mega Resident Evil marathon. My plan? Watch Resident Evil: Retribution on Kabel Eins TV. Sounds simple, huh? Spoiler alert: it wasn't.
My Kabel Eins TV Blunder: Programming is Fickle!
I'd heard whispers – okay, maybe shouts – about Retribution airing on Kabel Eins. I checked their website, twice. I even set a reminder on my phone. I was sure I'd catch it. I even popped some popcorn – gourmet stuff, too! And then… nothing. Complete and utter nada. My carefully planned movie night? Ruined. It turns out the scheduled programming changed, and they aired some awful reality TV show instead. Seriously frustrating.
Lesson Learned #1: Don't Trust Blindly; Verify!
Okay, so the moral of that story? Don't solely rely on online TV guides. They can be fickle, changing on a whim – and your favorite zombie movie might be the casualty. Here's my foolproof system for Kabel Eins TV (or any TV channel, really) to make sure you don't get bitten by the scheduling bug.
- Multiple Sources: Check multiple sources. Look at the official Kabel Eins website, of course. But then cross-reference it with TV guides apps (like TV Spielfilm or others). This gives you a much better chance of accuracy.
- Social Media: Follow Kabel Eins on social media! They often announce programming changes there.
- Record it (if you can): If you have a DVR or recording device, record the show. That way, even if the schedule changes, you still get to watch it!
Lesson Learned #2: Backup Plans are Your Friend!
Okay, so my fancy gourmet popcorn went uneaten. That was bad enough, but the real kicker was, I didn't have a plan B. A backup plan, people! Always have a backup plan! Here are some suggestions:
- Streaming Services: Most streaming services, like Netflix, Amazon Prime Video, etc. have a wide selection of movies, including Resident Evil. It might cost a little extra, but it's way better than wasted popcorn and a ruined night.
- DVD/Blu-ray: Remember those things? They're still out there! Own your favorite films. They are a safe bet.
- Alternative Channels: Check other channels to see if Retribution is being shown elsewhere. Some channels repeat movies after a certain time.
Beyond Kabel Eins: Enjoying Resident Evil: Retribution
I finally did watch Retribution, of course. It is a wild ride. Lots of action! The clones?! Crazy! Honestly, the whole underground city setting and the fight choreography are super impressive and that's why it's a fan favorite. But after my Kabel Eins ordeal, I made sure to use my improved, multi-source TV-checking strategy. No more wasted popcorn for this zombie-loving guy.
Pro Tip: If you're going for a marathon, be sure to check the runtimes of the films. Resident Evil movies average about 100 minutes, so pace yourself. Also, have enough snacks!
So there you have it – my Resident Evil Retribution and Kabel Eins TV adventure (or misadventure, more like!). Hopefully, my mistakes will save you some frustration. Happy watching!